{"title":"Funny Golf Ball Markers","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"gs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ii gt\" id=\":nh\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a3s aiL\" id=\":o4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"avWBGd-172\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaugh your way around the course! Our funny golf ball markers are the perfect golf gifts for men who don't take the game too seriously. 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But at least you look like you know what you're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e1 inch diameter \u003cbr\u003e2mm thick - solid feel\u003cbr\u003eAged Bronze plating - premium\u003cbr\u003eUV printed front artwork \u003cbr\u003eLaser-engraved back white text: \"IT'S GOLF\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cpre class=\"language-plain\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"language-plain\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003eEvery marker tells a story, starts a conversation, and gets a laugh on the green.\u003cbr\u003eDouble-sided, premium quality, built for golfers who don't take themselves\u003cbr\u003etoo seriously.\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/pre\u003e","brand":"MARKIT Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53999217279275,"sku":"MARKER-GOLFGODS","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/5028\/7403\/files\/askgolfgods.jpg?v=1787949452"},{"product_id":"send-it-golf-ball-marker-rocket-golf-ball-marker-markit-golf","title":"SEND IT Rocket Golf Ball Marker – Funny Golf Gift for Golfers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Grip it. 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